Wait...is this a change to a job I can actually understand?! The traveling and teaching thing you used to do made sense. Your job at Target was like the drone who slipped through the cracks. You were always Tom Smykowski from Office Space to me. I think I'll miss misunderstanding you. : )

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"