Meme-y goodness

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). When the stars were right, I recruited krisyk as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In July, I sacrificed starofkaos to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I rescued zannd from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-590 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
vanaabegra

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But Everybody's doing it

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole danae's purse (30 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lillianaxis (-5000 points). In August I punched shoryl in the arm (-10 points). In September I gave redbird23 a kidney (1000 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-3961 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, vanaabegra

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