Holy *#@$% PAIN, Batman

[caffeine]

Home sick, working from home.  I was catching up on some laundry, moving it from the washer to the dryer, so my head was down at about top-of-the-machine level when a very unexpected and powerful sneeze hit me.  Nose, meet corner of washing machine, corner of washing machine, meet nose.  No stars, but holy fucking shit does my nose hurt.  I have a nice bump where my glasses indent was, and my I hope the ibuprofen starts diminishing this new headache.  If I still wore glasses, not sure if they would have survived or not, or if I would have lacerations in addition to the bump.

Ouch.